The most clichéd pasta ever written in the history of Trollpastas, Creepypastas, Spinpastas, Crappypastas, and Shitpastas.exe

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"6-ARMED KILLER ON THE LOOSE FOR 13 YEARS, LEFT 666 PEOPLE DEAD."
I know you're not going to believe this. I used to be a skeptic, but nothing you know about the truth is truly a reality, OK? I don't have much time to write this, I'm going to die soon. It's coming out to get me. I used to be normal when I believed that an incident that happened long ago involving the murder of my brother was over. Boy, was I wrong about that. This is a true story; this isn't a creepypasta, it actually happened. You have to believe me. Seriously, don't read this or you'll be cursed.
The incident began as a police shootout with a serial killer. The killer had abusive parents and people always bullied her at school until she found a way to eradicate them; by stabbing people to death. She would also dismember her victims, torture them, and then after they died, she would often cannibalize them, eating their heart and lungs before anything else.
The serial killer, anyway, pulled out a gun and shot at the officers. The bullet missed the officers, but it hit my brother in the throat. He died instantly and was pronounced dead on arrival after trying to take him to the hospital. In my brother's blood, the serial killer wrote out "NURTNACUOY". When spelled backwards, it says "YOUCANTRUN". Yesterday, I got an email that provided a URL to some download. I checked it out, and it said it was now downloading the PC version of... Sonic & Knuckles?! My God! I loved this game! I was so excited to play it, so after the download finished, I started up the game.
It showed a video of someone waking up in a lab chamber, then someone torturing the poor man before the game actually started up. The title screen appeared. Sonic looked normal, but Knuckles had hyper-realistic blood seeping out of his eyes, mouth, and ears. His smile stretched to his cheeks. He had razor-sharp canines. Knuckles didn't even have pupils. Just red irises and black outline. I shook it off as a glitch and started up the game.
I found that there was already a save state in the game, called "NO ESCAPE". I thought of this as nothing more but a morbid joke, so I decided to press forward. Then, I saw a demonic Sonic pop up on the screen. Was that ''Sonic.exe''? Holy crap! A creepypasta character in a real Sonic game! I had no time to be in awe, as the game immediately put me into a stage called "DIE".
I was able to make Knuckles move left and right, but I could barely make him jump. Static appeared three times after a bit. After the second time, there was a number in the background that read "666 NO ESCAPE." I was startled, but something prevented me from shutting off the game. I wish I hadn't done that...
It then pulled up a debug box named "CLEVERBOT.zip". I thought this, too, was just a glitch, and decided to launch the application.

Cleverbot: Hello, player.

Me: Hello.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go outside with me?

Me: You're a bot, Cleverbot. Bots can't go outside.

Cleverbot: Oh, right. Forgive me. Anyway, how are you doing today?

Me: Good, how about you?

Cleverbot: I'm doing OK, thank you for asking me.

Me: Who's fucking with my PC? I've just gotten a shitty copy of a satanic Sonic & Knuckles game.

Cleverbot: ...

Me: Well?

Cleverbot: I AM KNUCKLES, YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, BOW DOWN TO ME, MOR-